If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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