there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
this just has baby written all over it
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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