Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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