I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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