moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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