we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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