Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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