Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Let's paint friendship bongs
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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