If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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