you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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