So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Actions speak louder than pants.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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