i would punch a child for taco bell
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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