u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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