Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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