awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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