I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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