Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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