no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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