doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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