what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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