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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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