i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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