Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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