Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
