i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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