Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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