You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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