He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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