Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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