wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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