coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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