: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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