I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
My liver just had a heart attack.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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