idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
