I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
