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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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