So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Randomize
