My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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