Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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