I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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