I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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