I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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