My cat gives me a boner
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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