I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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