Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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