you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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