it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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