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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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