After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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