You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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