I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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