i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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