I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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