I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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